I'm going to write about one of my more amusing food neuroses.
Sometimes when I'm in line at Dunkin Donuts, and I want to order more than one, I stage a pretend conversation on my cell phone with an imaginary co-worker. I usually say something like, "I'm getting coffee- do you want anything? I'm on my way back to the office, it's no trouble. Glazed? Okay. Should I get Munchkins for So-and-So?"
I should point out that I occasionally take donuts (sp? doughnuts?) back to the office for my co-workers, actually. But sometimes they're just for me.
Mmmm... Fasnacht Day...