I've spent the last three days setting the alarm on my cell phone for 7:30 a.m. and hitting snooze every ten minutes until I heard the pitter-patter of little feet overhead. Yes, folks, I got my Morning-Hating, "Five more Minutes! Just five more!" Ass CHEERFULLY out of bed for three days in a row by 8 a.m. Applause, please. Also, I went a record amount of time without using the word "fuck" in front of tiny, impressionable people. I used it three times, all on purpose, always whispered to adults.
I like to call this next photo... "She burps; he laughs."
Oh, these two.