Friday, December 21, 2007

Just some friendly advice

If you have a friend who tells you repeatedly that his mother is crazy, and you hear Crazy Mother harassing her son's pregnant wife for Christmas card pictures featuring a baby that hasn't been born yet, (three months before the holiday, mind you) and you think that the nice thing to do is offer to take over all Christmas card photo responsibilities, because how crazy could she be and surely you and your pro skillz can make her happy, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Find the nearest brick wall and bash your head repeatedly against it. Maintain unconsciousness until December 26th.

Your friends won't blame you. They'll consider you initiated. They may even supply tequila to facilitate unconsciousness.

3 comments:

Michelle said...

They could have used the ultrasound picture! DUH!

Carl said...

Can't you just hide in the closet and not pick up the the phone whenever Crazy Mother calls? Seems less headache-some.

Chunky Photojournalist Barbie said...

Ah, but she knows the ways of email trickery.