On to more positive things! One thing I keep hearing from readers is requests for more information about Joel, which, it's true... I haven't posted any photos of him or us since Halloween and the suit of armor dominates that one photo, so.... Um.... Joel is patient, smart and nice! We have been dating for almost six months now.
I have shaved my legs and cleaned my apartment more in that time than any other period in my life. I have yet to fart in his presence. As far as he knows, my body does not do things like that. (I can hear College Roommate Jo laughing herself stupid all the way from Atlanta. I hope someone there can administer oxygen, like, soon.)