The Fat Girls Guide to Life by Wendy Shanker absolutely rocks my world. Run, don't walk, to your nearest bookstore and buy yourself a copy. Go, now! Why are you still reading this? Well, since you are still here, here's a sneak preview...
"You're telling me my fat ass presents a bigger threat to mankind than SADDAM HUSSEIN?"
"Do you understand? Humans are so nuts about hunger that when push comes to shove WE WILL EAT EACH OTHER. Now, I've had a binge or two, but at least I've never chewed the leg off my next-door neighbor."
"Ah, yes. Gwynnie. When ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck said that Gwyneth Paltrow is 'actually the funny, down-to-earth fat girl in the beautiful girl's body,' I nearly stabbed myself."
You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you might even really dig her Weight Watchers conspiracy theory. Why does everything keep coming back to conspiracy theories?