Retail Therapy

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

--Erma Bombeck



What Ms. Bombeck said is true, but then there are days when you go out for a loaf of bread and find not one, but TWO, things that you just know are going to make somebody (or somebodies) incredibly happy, whether you're the one paying or not...



And they're both red.