Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Sick Daze

Been in alternating DayQuil/NyQuil haze since Monday. Hate it. Unless you've been trying really, really hard to get in touch with me or have been emailing me with the not-so-surprising news that one of my former high school classmates turns out to be, for all intents and purposes, a child molester, I've been hard to reach.

Sorry 'bout that.

9 comments:

Luke said...

I'm curious about the "for all intents and purposes" part.

Luke said...

Cool dress by the way!

Anonymous said...

who's the child molester?

Chunky Photojournalist Barbie said...

The phrase "for all intents and purposes" is a qualifier as the girl or girls in question are teenagers, and also, he's technically innocent until proven guilty. Still, if there had been Senior Superlative categories in the yearbook for "Most Likely to Flush His Career Down the Toilet Due to Impropriety With His Future Female Students" and "Best All-Around Douchebag," it's this guy.

The story is here:

http://local.lancasteronline.com/4/215475

Wetzel said...

O.M.G.

Jason said...

More info released today: http://local.lancasteronline.com/4/215638

Doesn't paint any prettier of a picture.

Chunky Photojournalist Barbie said...

Ugh. That's the worst one yet. How on Earth did he EVER think he'd get away with this? Having sex outside Friendly's on Oregon Pike at 4 p.m. on a weekday and trying to lie to police about her age? I'm not saying that it would have been any more appropriate at a different place and time, but seriously- WTF?

Judy said...

He was charged with corruption of a minor in 2 different townships on 1/25, and more are pending. I'd say he is looking at 8 to 15 years. So much talent...too sad. Judy

Becky said...

i loooooooove how fast this news got around. i'm in freaking spain, and i heard about it like a day later.